i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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