apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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