you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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