when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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