Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
