I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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