She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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