A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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