Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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