Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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