I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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