i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My vagina just clenched in fear
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