I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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