He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
