This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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