32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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