Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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