Grow some girl-balls and come out already
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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