I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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