i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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