I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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