You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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