Church boner. Awkwardddd
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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