I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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