Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
