yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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