i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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