so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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