If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize