Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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