ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
