i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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