doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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