"it" just moved
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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