they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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