went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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