Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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