please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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