if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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