Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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