you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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