Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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