After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
