so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.