Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
