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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
tell me about the eggs
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