You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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