I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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