'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
