Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize