she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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