she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Come on in and take your pants off
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