I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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